• Am going to play at least 100 games of penny slots.
• Will  find the “kids only” section of any/all casino and attempt to learn how to play poker and/or craps and or the one with the wheel and the ball and the numbers (which might just be craps).
• Will loudly proclaim over and over again about how I’ve never seen the ocean before.
• Plan to jump in the ocean.
• Will explain to passersby that I’ve never swam in the ocean before.
• Will continue to forget about this time I saw/swam in the ocean:

• Will enjoy myself.
• Will wake up the next morning considerably poorer, slightly embarrassed, and vow to never return.
• Am taking the train home to Philly. Thankfully.

JOIN ME.