Marty After College: An exercise in narcissism

College may be over, but that doesn't mean I can't keep living the dream learning. Join me on my never-ending quest to reach maturity in the least intimate manner possible: by reading this blog.

I promise you nothing more than a largely incoherent narrative of the life of a twenty-something who makes questionable eating decisions, forgets to take his contacts out at night, and occasionally has success with the fairer sex. It's going to be great.

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