SUPER notable quote in the above article from yours truly:
I’m the official box opener.
Thirty years from now, you’ll all get to say, “Pffft… I followed President Marty on tumblr back when he was just the official box opener. He used to be cooler.”
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I promise you nothing more than a largely incoherent narrative of the life of a twenty-something who makes questionable eating decisions, forgets to take his contacts out at night, and occasionally has success with the fairer sex. It's going to be great.
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