Marty After College: An exercise in narcissism: Archive

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Can someone please draw something?

My “handle” is “drawingwithmarty.” I keep playing people who I assume are people I know by just searching for people based on their tumblr/twitter/MSN Messenger handles, but they turn out to be other people and they quit really fast and then I have no one to draw against or whatever. I’m just a drawer looking to draw, ya know?

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“Marty after college looks like Marty in college.”

– Annie’s mother

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Eddie left me a fantastic voicemail at like four...

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Anonymous asked: what size bra do you wear?

Mar 21st

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HERE'S A QUESTION:

So, I am a pretty skinny/svelt/slim/lanky/fit (depending on who you ask, the last one is me) guy. For a while I wore adult small t-shirts, but then those started getting real tight in the chest/bust/pec (last one is me again) area and I slowly began converting my wardrobe to medium. In doing so, I spent a lot more time using online drop down menus to select my size and time and time again I...

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breakfastinbed replied to your photoset: A small selection of the phenomenal texts I got… im calling gisi NOPE.

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“I need everyone to put their phones in LeBron James mode. No rings.”

– Tour guide at Boston Brewing Co.

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Bobby: So what's the story with those girls over there?
Me: Well one of them has a normal name that I already forgot, and the one with the big *ss feather earring is named Sigourney. 
Bobby: Whoa like the one from Aliens.
Me: Yes, just like that.
Onlooker: Oh man, she kept that kid safe from the aliens?
Me: What? No, this is a different Sigourney. Anyway, she's cool but appears to have a boyfriend of some sort. The normal named one, though? She's newly single but seems kind of dumb.
Bobby: What sort of dumb?
Me: Like she was talking to whatshisface, the dude from South Africa? And she said "Is it bad that I didn't know white people lived in South Africa?"
Bobby: Oh man, of all the countries in Africa to not know white people live in!
Me: I know right? There's like centuries of South African history where every issue ever had to do with the fact that white people lived there.
Bobby: But she looks pretty cute.
Me: Yeah. There's that. But white people. South Africa. I mean come on.
Bobby: Well they're leaving, so you missed your shot anyway.
Me: I need another beer.

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“Yeah, this place is pretty cool, I really like the exposed bri-you know what?...”

– Greg

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