Marty After College: An exercise in narcissism: Archive

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Jan 28th

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Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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“Anything you dream is fiction, and anything you accomplish is science, the whole...”

– Ray Bradbury (via booklover) Oooooh I see what he did there.

Jan 24th

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A Year in Honduras: Age and death in Honduras →

The more I hear about my old RA’s journey in Honduras, the more anxious I become about knowing what I am doing after college. Gorsh.

Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

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RJD2 - “A Beautiful Mine” Life...

Jan 23rd

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Jan 20th

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Haiti six days later - The Big Picture →

Oh wow.

Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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Only a small sample of why Friday sucked

Shane: Marty, there's someone on the back porch who wants to talk to you. 
Me: Uh okay. (I walk towards the fire escape)
Eric: Sorry man, I tried to talk to them but they want to talk to you.
Me: Who? What? (I open the door and am greeted by the somber faces of two of Ann Arbor's finest. The music immediately cuts off.)
Officerette A: Are you Marty?
Me: Ah, yeah.
Officerette A: And you live here?
Me: Yeah.
Officerette A: Well Marty, we received a complaint about the noise here and I don't want to ruin your fun but you're going to need to turn down the bass and the volume because we don't want to come back here and we're not going to have to are we, Marty?
Me: Uhhh, no?
Officerette A: That's what I thought, Marty. Plus I see you've got minors in there so that's no good.
Me: I'm sorry who called in a noise complaint, was it one of our neighbors?
Officerette B: Yes, one of the neighbors.
Me: Okay.
Officerette A: So just turn that bass down and don't give us any reason to come back, Marty. Because if we come back, we're coming back for you, because your name is the one we have on the record.
Me: Fun!
Officerette A: Have a good night. (Door slams shut.)

Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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“Before you got here, were you an air scientist? Because your ass blah blah blah,...”

– Tracy Jordan, star of TGS.

Jan 18th

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4 SALE: BARELY-USED LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW – MAKE ME... →

OH CONAN, YOU SO FUNNY

Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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SNL - Don Draper’s Guide to Picking Up Women Finished season 2 last night. Then this girl asked me if that was the season where it ends with his wife filing for divorce. It’s not. What a b-word… I guess I know how the third season ends now… And tomorrow I begin watching said season on the Amtraks. Spoiler alert. Oopth, too late.

Jan 17th

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Notorious B.I.G. - Party And Bullshit (In The...

Jan 17th

this is where i say something about the fact that...

plus i can’t find tumbularity anymore so i have no way to even gauge how cool/not I am. Maybe once I have books to procrastinate reading from I will return.

Jan 16th