December 2009
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everytime I work here, I enter thousands of names...
And I wish I could tell you some of them but like… I’d like to not be indicted.
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847-219-8035 →
Well I googled my phone number and this turned up. Though it is slightly different from my actual phone number, it would certainly explain some of the random phone calls I’ve been getting the past couple of years. Sorry to disappoint, “Miguel,” but I’ve got nothing for you.
847-219-8035 - 1 comment jay on August 26, 2008: Hooker who advertises on craigs list in Chicago
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Santa and Jesus [via South Park Studios]
This is perhaps my most favoritist Christmas themed TV clip ever. HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND!
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All I want for Christmas is a check for $317.18
Who woulda thought international phone calls cost $3.64 a minute? That’s more expensive than phone sex. Not that I would know. I just read quite a few issues of the Onion back before they decided to clean up their act and got rid of that whole back page of phone sex/escort service numbers. And that awesome comic strip about how embarrassing it is to be a teenager… which I forgot about...
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We’ll be gettin’ to Chicago around nine or something like that.
– megabus driver from hell
THEY HAVE 7-11 HERE. Neeeeeeed slushie.
also: every dude ever is over 6’6”
pretty sure like 99% of the dudes here
could tell me where the nearest american eagle is.
state sucks
who the f*ck forgot to tell me every party is byob?
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wasted
and a champion.
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PIXIEDUST666
breakfastinbed:
A few days ago, Marts handed over his facebook to me in order to help keep him less distracted during finals. The best part of this situation is picking the most awesome password ever that he will never guess. Once it was a quote from him “I admire your beard,” another time it was “EWASTTBW” but this time I was feeling pretty nuts when I was given the keys to his life so I...
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Yes, they’re the only two gay guys I know. But they should be together.
– Pam
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there are so many people here that i have never...
oh boy
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Dear today,
Suck it.
Sincerely,
Marty
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Still kinda wish I had seen UP in 3D at some point...
Dug: Oh please, oh please, oh please be my prisoner!
Russell: Dug, stop bothering Kevin!
Dug: That man there says I should take the bird
Kevin: [squacks at Dug]
Dug: ...and I love that man there like he is my master.
Carl Fredricksen: I am not your master!
Dug: I am warning you once again, bird!
Russell: Hey! Quit it!
Dug: I am jumping on you now bird!
Carl Fredricksen: Russell, at this rate we'll never get to the falls!
Dug: Here, bird!
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WhoSampled - Discover and Discuss Music Samples... →
Just discovered this. Must resist temptation to waste hours upon hours looking at it. Must edit PoliSci paper. Must study for three exams tomorrow. Must stay sober for another nineteen hours and forty one minutes.
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i feel like sh*t, i woke up four hours late, and i...
Bring it on, finals.
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SPACE BEER! →
[via wired]
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Is there anyone who doesn’t know what N.W.A. stands for? Good.
– bluesprof (LAST DAY OF CLASS SO SAD)
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Holy balls there are already two snowmen in the...
MUST STAY FOCUSED.
SO DIFFICULT.
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polisci & hookin' up
VPO: have u started the polsci paper?
VPC: nah
VPO: oh yo
VPO: ha i didnt even tell u
VPO: i hooked up with a girl
VPO: in ur roommates room
VPO: lol
VPC: i just turned in my 351 paper
VPO: he didnt even mind
VPO: haha really, i just finished mine... ill email it wednesday
VPC: wait which roommate which room?
VPO: wait dont tell him anything lol
VPO: ha or idc
VPO: well
VPO: a bunch of us were in this guy's room, and then ur roommate came in and he was like "oh id ont mind ur in here just dont steal anything and dont jizz in my bed"
VPO: and then peopl left and it was just me and the girl
VPO: all we did was kiss not like we did anyhtin more than that lol
VPO: but ur roommate would come in and out
VPO: he got changed in front of us lol
VPC: which room stud
VPO: he has a bunch of guitars
VPC: oh aaron
VPO: pretty messy
VPO: vacuum cleaner
VPO: haha
VPO: yeah he was very chill about it lol
VPO: he didnt mind at all, soo ya haha
VPC: yeah sounds about right
VPO: im doin the brown v board paper
VPO: i think its easier
VPC: oh hell no i'm doing the other one
VPO: haha really. why?
VPC: because I have a much stronger stance on that
VPO: b/c u dun like torturezz lolz
VPC: yeah
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$192.80
Amount I spent on booze Friday night. I hope everyone enjoyed themselves.
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I approve! She’s a lot hotter than I expected!
– Connie (Glad to hear I’m dating up.)
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All,
I am canceling class tomorrow, December 1, due to illness. I will see you...
– Prof. Brandywine (not her real name/I’m not actually sure what is)
This week is looking up already. Three cheers for a random day off! Hip hip! HUZZAH! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! Hip hip! HUZZAH! Now the people in the back! Hip hip! HUZZAHHHHHHH! (crowd goes wild).